CASE FILE NO. 0001 — STATUS: OPEN

BABY Anonymous DOG

$BABYAN

Nobody knows what's under the bag. Everybody wants in.

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Baby Anonymous Dog, a golden puppy wearing a kraft paper bag disguise with eye holes cut out and a pink pacifier

IDENTITY
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EXHIBIT 01

THE FILE ON BABY

Real name: unknown. Breed: unconfirmed. Last seen sitting on a beige carpet in a hand-folded kraft bag, pacifier in mouth, giving absolutely nothing away. Baby trusts no one — not even the camera.

He is the most secure identity on the internet. Now he's on-chain, and he's still not taking the bag off.

// FILE STATUS: PERMANENTLY SEALED

Close-up of Baby's eyes, the only visible feature through the bag's eye holes — EXHIBIT A — EYES
only feature confirmed visible

Close-up of Baby's ID tag on his collar — EXHIBIT B — ID TAG
encrypted, unreadable

Close-up of the folded kraft paper bag texture — EXHIBIT C — DISGUISE
kraft paper, grade A

Full-body photo of Baby Anonymous Dog sitting on a carpet — EXHIBIT D — FULL SUBJECT
last known sighting

EXHIBIT 02

INTEL: HOW TO ACQUIRE

Three steps. No clearance required.

Get a wallet

Download Phantom or any Solana wallet from the official app store.

Get SOL

Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your new wallet.

Swap it

Head to pump.fun, paste the CA below, and swap for $BABYAN.

Buy on pump.fun

EXHIBIT 03

LIVE SURVEILLANCE FEED

Real-time price action. He's always watching back.

View Full Feed on DexScreener

EXHIBIT 04

MISSION PHASES

The plan for Baby's continued anonymity.

PHASE 01

RECON

Stealth launch on pump.fun. Bag secured. Community begins to assemble.

PHASE 02

COVER BLOWN

Meme momentum, community growth push, trending on the trackers.

PHASE 03

FULL EXPOSURE

Bigger listings, bigger crowd. Baby becomes unmaskable — but never unmasks.

DECLASSIFYING...